Uniforms Soccer Men

I like eggs but that does not matter now if you really think about it. I have had issues with talking squirrels that sing long and loud Enimem songs in my back yard tree in my back yard. When the mail man comes it is a woman and she sees me in my scuba diving suit sitting on the garage roof reading stories to my imaginary angel and friend Roberto. Why does people hate things they do not know about. That is the answer now is it - or isn't it. I have hair on my back that tastes like hot popcorn. I can feed the world and stop starvation with my back hair. I got to help people out and kill that singing squirrel in my front yard. Here comes a man to my front door with a cape on and wearing a soccer uniform. Got to go.