youth soccer goals

A.- You or your friend's scary angry father who takes great
pride in how early he wakes up each morning, and ends
each evening angrily lambasting a family member drunk
on scotch or some similar drink.

B.- The red-faced teacher from years gone by that ruled with
yelling that could be heard from down the hall, some
insanely intimidating paddle with holes drilled in it, and
would chronically go out for smoke breaks mumbling to
himself between classes.

C.- The scary angry father that is most often seen at youth
soccer games, sternly scolding his crying son for missing
a goal, saying things like "you want to grow up to be a
LOSER boy!?!?! Is dad raising some little nancy-boy?!?!
GET OUT THERE!!!!", and, ultimately, gets in a violent
confrontation with a ref over a call.

D.- Sort of a white Rev. Wright; a crazed egomanical
preacher...only with more lapels and eagles.